I'm thinking he caused more than $300 in damage to his car… was it worth it?

Well how could anyone expect him to think about putting the car in park? Everyone knows where all the blood goes in that situation. Geez… give him a break… lol

That really reminded me of Grand Theft Auto in a way, only sans the prostitutes and with a sex shop, and I'm assuming he didn't steal the car. Wait… never mind. Maybe Grand Theft Dildo would be the title of this game…

And in prison they will ask, “was it worth it?”

Damn. Sex addicts are getting desperate.

clearly someone hasn't got laid in a long ass time