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<title>too many bck piercings</title>
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		too many bck piercings
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:42:12 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>there&#x26;#39;s a petting ur pussy joke in here some...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		there&#39;s a petting ur pussy joke in here some where
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:41:58 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>&#x22;if your right-handed, use your right hand. if...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		&#8220;if your right-handed, use your right hand. if you&#39;re left-handed, use your left handed. or if your right-handed, try using your left or visa versa.&#8221; um, doesn&#39;t that just mean &#8220;use your hands&#8221;?
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:33:04 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>OMFG........i feel like im watching something that...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		OMFG&#8230;&#8230;..i feel like im watching something that really should have been kept between the two of them&#8230;&#8221;who&#39;s the best cat in the united states? its you champer damper&#8230;its you!&#8221;
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:10:50 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>Not a single pussy joke? I guess BF does have some...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		Not a single pussy joke? I guess BF does have some class.
		
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:24:10 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>The feeling of being horrified snuck up on me like...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		The feeling of being horrified snuck up on me like never before while watching this.
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:42:57 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>2:37 cat: &#x22;WTF is going on??&#x22;</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		2:37 cat: &#8220;WTF is going on??&#8221;
		
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:31:49 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>is this some sort of sneak masturbation guide or...</title>
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		<strong> BUZZ</strong>:  
		is this some sort of sneak masturbation guide or something?
		
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