Hot Sauce Spermicide

Some poor lady wrote to Salon after learning that her fiance put hot sauce in used condoms to avoid sperm-stealing. At first I thought that he put the hot sauce in before sex, so in comparison, spicy condom disposal doesn’t sound all that offensive. Granted, she’s still slated to marry an OCD, talk show-host-believing moron, but at least her vagina is not on fire.

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