what about the ipod?

So I guess giving the Queen a wet willy is out?

Thank God! It was almost Friday and we didn't have our weekly made-up scandal yet!

That's nothing compared to what Australian Prime Ministers tend to do. They can't keep their hands off her. Their dirty, convict hands.

Does anyone know whether it's against royal protocol to “hug” princes? Just curious, I'm really interested in social conventions and that sort of thing.