omg mary looks like kristen wiig!

BF needs a ‘fail’ reaction.

well, actually, the act wasn’t so hard to follow (and it wouldn’t be, would it? I mean, it’s a case of foreplay, for crying out loud! Not MAN-ON-TOP-GET-IT-OVER-WITH-QUICK) ….which would explain Jesus’ six brothers and sisters.

At least Joseph was real.

At least they used stylish and tasteful paint!

joseph did bone mary, cuz jesus had brothers and sisters according to matthew and mark if i’m remembering right. and they all thought jesus was crazy.

Typical Christian behavior. Uncomfortable question about Biblical fairy tale? Just paint over it.

Is the knife that circumcised God more powerful than God?

I’m usually cool with anything said against my religion, but when it’s distasteful with a shallow meaning.. time for some spray paint.  That being said, I would totally let Jesus bone me.
HXC catholic bitch whut.

Does she have a white streak like Rogue from X-Men or is she wearing her donkey-travel twotone head covering in bed?  Jesus totally looks like his step-dad, btw. That’s uncanny. Sayyy… I wonder if this whole “It wasn’t me - God got you pregnant” story was just a cover up for when they did it while she was too hammered to remember.

But what if God was… a woman. WHOA!!! Minds blown.

I think, if anything, this just provokes debate about God’s penis.