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Gay Bible

The Princess Diana Bible is a new Bible in which God says it’s better to be gay than straight. God also makes woman instead of man in his image, which gets a little tricky when they do the rib-counting later, and apparently being clothed is a blessing and not a punishment in the new Genesis. At least women aren’t blamed for Original Sin in this one.

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