Fixing the Economy with Ayn Rand
The polarizing philosopher and dating-site-sponsor has all the solutions to your economic woes. Or she is to blame! It depends on whether you believe in Free Trade with a capital FT, courtesy of Alan Greenspan. You could also believe that she is responsible for inflating the egos of all the day traders who got us into this mess, but that's not really a solution. So let's go with Option A.

