Eugene Mirman’s High School Graduation Speech

The best commencement speakers are the ones who cannot believe they’re actually allowed to give commencement addresses, as seen here. The Fountainhead bit kills me (I was definitely given a copy of The Fountainhead for my high school graduation).

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