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    Eleanor Squillari

    Bernie Madoff's secretary wrote a dishy, 9,000-word article in this month's Vanity Fair.

    Amanda Dobbins
    by Amanda Dobbins

    Community Contributor

    In it, we learn that Bernie was egomaniacal and enjoyed hand-jobs. So prison should work out well for him.

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