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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;Don&#x27;t Neglect Your Mouse Balls&#x22;</title>
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<title>&#x22;Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,...</title>
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    <p>&#8220;Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be performed by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.&#8221;

&#8220;Now, the domestic balls will be larger and harder than the foreign balls. And ball removal procedures differ depending on the manufacturer of the mouse.&#8221;

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