(o)(o) to this.

FUcking Sean Hannity, such a waste of space. Hey Hannity I even eat my hot dogs with dijon, AND I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!!

You can see in the video that he wanted the burger medium-rare but the cameras were on. I also told you yokels that we have arugula, you are going to eat it and like it.

I”m sitting here waiting breathlessly in anticipation to hear what Coulter says about this — and you know she will.

They give that shit away for free in tiny packets at the seven eleven. Gimme a break. What's he supposed to eat? nothing but slim jims and vienna sausages? Even rednecks go to Red Lobster every now and then (it's like their version of The Four Seasons)

Well obviously the law has no further to go.

I feel so alienated.
How dare you, Barry?
HOW. DARE. YOU.

Well, I'm outraged.

You can buy that shit at Kroger. Real elitist.

Ugh, even pretending to be super right wing feels gross. How does Bill oReilly do that daily? I'm gonna go take a shower.

He's the President of the USA…so that makes him ELITE. Only 43 other people before him have been the Prez. He should have mustard that matches his stature.

I want to get on board with medium-well gate. Come on, Obama.