I believe that a Sibling Ice-Dancing Pair can skate better together just because they are siblings. They have known each other all their lives. They know what their partner/sibling can and cannot do. Skating together is just like rough housing on ice… except prettier. Just because some people have dirty minds and see things that siblings would not even think about does not make it wrong for them to dance/skate together.

Faux-incest is the new black. Nothing like the magesty of zipping around on ice paired with the eye-covering freakout of watching siblings grope each other to crappy elevator music.

A friend also astutely observes that this is basically the plot of “Blades of Glory.” I will say that if Will Arnett were representing America, I'd watch.