BuzzFeed - "Comfort Wipe" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:21:03 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) I can't believe I'm the first person to... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=vos&buzz=i-cant-believe-im-the-first-person-to-2ubb-2ad&c=7KBTO7&u=7GCE7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fvos%2Fi-cant-believe-im-the-first-person-to-2ubb-2ad%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fvos%2Fi-cant-believe-im-the-first-person-to-2ubb-2ad%2F

BUZZ: I can't believe I'm the first person to point out that this is clearly being secretly marketed at massively obese people.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/vos/i-cant-believe-im-the-first-person-to-2ubb-2ad Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:06:20 -0400 It's utterly brilliant! Who would want to... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=whattheholyheck&buzz=its-utterly-brilliant-who-would-want-to-2ubb-2iz&c=7K3WF7&u=7I0H7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwhattheholyheck%2Fits-utterly-brilliant-who-would-want-to-2ubb-2iz%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwhattheholyheck%2Fits-utterly-brilliant-who-would-want-to-2ubb-2iz%2F

BUZZ: It's utterly brilliant! Who would want to touch fresh, sanitary toilet paper when they could grab onto a germ-infested butt-bat?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/whattheholyheck/its-utterly-brilliant-who-would-want-to-2ubb-2iz Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:53:39 -0400 i'm guessing these sort of people who buy this... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=sarahs2&buzz=im-guessing-these-sort-of-people-who-buy-this-2ubb-7xr&c=7K2M57&u=71JXA7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahs2%2Fim-guessing-these-sort-of-people-who-buy-this-2ubb-7xr%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahs2%2Fim-guessing-these-sort-of-people-who-buy-this-2ubb-7xr%2F

BUZZ: i'm guessing these sort of people who buy this never have sex either…..not without a device to touch all those 'dirty things'……

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/sarahs2/im-guessing-these-sort-of-people-who-buy-this-2ubb-7xr Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:13:13 -0400 "Toilet paper's so archaic..." That's why... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=huzzah&buzz=toilet-papers-so-archaic-thats-why-2ubb-jo&c=7K1437&u=743S7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fhuzzah%2Ftoilet-papers-so-archaic-thats-why-2ubb-jo%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fhuzzah%2Ftoilet-papers-so-archaic-thats-why-2ubb-jo%2F

BUZZ: “Toilet paper's so archaic…” That's why you should wipe yourself with something on the end of a stick, just like in ancient Rome!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/huzzah/toilet-papers-so-archaic-thats-why-2ubb-jo Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:31:18 -0400 I read that headline wrong. I thought that you... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=ottoman&buzz=i-read-that-headline-wrong-i-thought-that-you-2ubb-kh&c=7JZZ27&u=749F7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fottoman%2Fi-read-that-headline-wrong-i-thought-that-you-2ubb-kh%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fottoman%2Fi-read-that-headline-wrong-i-thought-that-you-2ubb-kh%2F

BUZZ: I read that headline wrong. I thought that you could HIRE someone to wipe your ass for you. Well, on Craigslist you probably could.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/ottoman/i-read-that-headline-wrong-i-thought-that-you-2ubb-kh Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:30:19 -0400 "Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=nononono&buzz=who-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-8t3&c=7JZUZ7&u=71Q0M7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fnononono%2Fwho-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-8t3%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fnononono%2Fwho-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-8t3%2F

BUZZ: “Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been doing something wrong for decades? Meh.” Dude are you serious? The only people who don't fold the toilet paper into neat squares are uncivilized savages. Do you just grab toilet paper and bunch it up? what are you an ape? I wouldn't be able to shake your hand if I met you.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/nononono/who-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-8t3 Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:56:29 -0400 Whatever; this is just another pointless step,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=bryantt&buzz=whatever-this-is-just-another-pointless-step-2ubb-avg&c=7JXP77&u=724H57&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbryantt%2Fwhatever-this-is-just-another-pointless-step-2ubb-avg%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbryantt%2Fwhatever-this-is-just-another-pointless-step-2ubb-avg%2F

BUZZ: Whatever; this is just another pointless step, still archaic and crude. When will everyone realize the simple elegance and utility of the three seashells?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/bryantt/whatever-this-is-just-another-pointless-step-2ubb-avg Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:41:51 -0400 The fat guy says that being "big" has it's... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=taylorm&buzz=the-fat-guy-says-that-being-big-has-its-2ubb-5m0&c=7JXJY7&u=713MU7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Ftaylorm%2Fthe-fat-guy-says-that-being-big-has-its-2ubb-5m0%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Ftaylorm%2Fthe-fat-guy-says-that-being-big-has-its-2ubb-5m0%2F

BUZZ: The fat guy says that being “big” has it's “advantages…and disadvantages.” What exactly are the advantages of being too fat to wipe your own ass?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/taylorm/the-fat-guy-says-that-being-big-has-its-2ubb-5m0 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:43:17 -0400 This is a joke, right?... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=spaghetty&buzz=this-is-a-joke-right-2ubb-56w&c=7JXGU7&u=710P27&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fspaghetty%2Fthis-is-a-joke-right-2ubb-56w%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fspaghetty%2Fthis-is-a-joke-right-2ubb-56w%2F

BUZZ: This is a joke, right? And if not, why isn't the shamwow guy doing this ad? “My ass is dirty, and now it's not! Stop having a boring bathroom experience.”

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/spaghetty/this-is-a-joke-right-2ubb-56w Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:08:09 -0400 I still prefer the "Bottom Buddy". http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=davefriedel&buzz=i-still-prefer-the-bottom-buddy-2ubb-ajs&c=7JXEW7&u=7227H7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Fi-still-prefer-the-bottom-buddy-2ubb-ajs%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Fi-still-prefer-the-bottom-buddy-2ubb-ajs%2F

I still prefer the “Bottom Buddy”.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/i-still-prefer-the-bottom-buddy-2ubb-ajs Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:42:10 -0400 I needed one of these shit sweepers when I had my... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=jennifermichaelise&buzz=i-needed-one-of-these-shit-sweepers-when-i-had-my-2ubb-54m&c=7JXEB7&u=710947&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjennifermichaelise%2Fi-needed-one-of-these-shit-sweepers-when-i-had-my-2ubb-54m%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjennifermichaelise%2Fi-needed-one-of-these-shit-sweepers-when-i-had-my-2ubb-54m%2F

BUZZ: I needed one of these shit sweepers when I had my gallbladder removed. Where were you then, Comfort Wipe?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/jennifermichaelise/i-needed-one-of-these-shit-sweepers-when-i-had-my-2ubb-54m Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:38:07 -0400 Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=davefriedel&buzz=who-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-ajs&c=7JXDX7&u=7227H7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Fwho-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-ajs%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdavefriedel%2Fwho-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-ajs%2F

BUZZ: Who the hell folds toilet paper? Have I been doing something wrong for decades? Meh.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/who-the-hell-folds-toilet-paper-have-i-been-2ubb-ajs Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:33:16 -0400 Think about it. With an extra 18 inches of reach,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=ooo&buzz=think-about-it-with-an-extra-18-inches-of-reach-2ubb-23j&c=7JX9G7&u=7F0K7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fooo%2Fthink-about-it-with-an-extra-18-inches-of-reach-2ubb-23j%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fooo%2Fthink-about-it-with-an-extra-18-inches-of-reach-2ubb-23j%2F

BUZZ: Think about it. With an extra 18 inches of reach, you could wipe just about anybody's ass. Sign me up!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/ooo/think-about-it-with-an-extra-18-inches-of-reach-2ubb-23j Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:12:35 -0400 This brings only one thing to mind... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=chrisrosa&buzz=this-brings-only-one-thing-to-mind-2ubb-6lf&c=7JWHU7&u=71AIR7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchrisrosa%2Fthis-brings-only-one-thing-to-mind-2ubb-6lf%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fchrisrosa%2Fthis-brings-only-one-thing-to-mind-2ubb-6lf%2F

Link: http://ragonastick.ytmnd.com/

This brings only one thing to mind…

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/chrisrosa/this-brings-only-one-thing-to-mind-2ubb-6lf Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:22:38 -0400 No Joke! Own One for $19.95! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=rchemel&buzz=no-joke-own-one-for-1995-2ubb-4c&c=7JWCL7&u=714G7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Frchemel%2Fno-joke-own-one-for-1995-2ubb-4c%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Frchemel%2Fno-joke-own-one-for-1995-2ubb-4c%2F

Link: http://www.comfortwipe.com/

No Joke! Own One for $19.95!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/rchemel/no-joke-own-one-for-1995-2ubb-4c Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:47:55 -0400