Candy Crack Dolphin Delivery Service

The visionary behind Free Bouncy Rides is now delivering candy crack at early hours of the morning in a dolphin head.

This is obviously Willamsburg/Greenpoint only, which seems like he is wasting the Hard Drug Delivery Simulation on those who already experience the real thing. Come to South Brooklyn! I need to develop some apartment building cred, thanks.

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