Britney’s Time-Travel Holocaust Movie
A crazy movie site with very little credibility reports that Britney Spears has been offered a role in The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton. Basic plot: Britney's character “creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.” SPOILER ALERT: They are killed by Nazis before they can travel back to the future and get married. This is so not real, but it obviously should be.
