Man, Bristol's such a good role model/advocate for that thing she didn't do.

I care about her like she cared about her abstinence…

i loved the hands. i mean, where the dancer dude put his hands at. i mean… at the end, i think he was grabbing her butt, and afterwards, her face might've shown that she wasn't comfortable with “being felt up” on live television.  since i'm a commie socialistic liberal, i lol'd. HARD.

It has been said that Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Personally, I can't wait till Bristol appears on the Jerry Springer Show dancing with a transvestite midget to a Milli Vallie sample done in duet by Celine Dion and Justin Bieber.  It's gonna happen. You ain't seen nuthin' yet … …

Being a teen abstinence advocate pretty much makes you public enemy #1 in my book.

I could dance better than this…I have no legs. :(

I should have gotten pregnant when I was 16/17 too. I could have ended up in 16 and pregnant, teen mom or I could have become an abstinence advocate. Oh well, it's too late now.

this fat chick cant dance

her mom is like 100x hotter! her face is so round.