BuzzFeed - "Boyfriend Criteria" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:50:59 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) balbasaur ftw! http://www.buzzfeed.com/hamspiced/balbasaur-ftw-3cap-bzt

balbasaur ftw!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hamspiced/balbasaur-ftw-3cap-bzt Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:27:33 -0400 balbasaur ftw! hamspiced adult Good shoes do matter a lot...but "able to buy me... http://www.buzzfeed.com/poundcake/good-shoes-do-matter-a-lotbut-able-to-buy-me-3cap-e4e

Good shoes do matter a lot…but “able to buy me good shoes” is waaaay more important. (My boyfriend just read this and rolled his eyes. He knows.)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/poundcake/good-shoes-do-matter-a-lotbut-able-to-buy-me-3cap-e4e Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:34:54 -0400 Good shoes do matter a lot...but "able to buy me good shoes" is waaaay more important. (My boyfriend just read this and rolled his eyes. He knows.) poundcake adult HAHA I fit all of her criteria ... http://www.buzzfeed.com/spamofgod/haha-i-fit-all-of-her-criteria-3cap-6ri

HAHA I fit all of her criteria …and I would be a TERRIBLE boyfriend (my Empoleon would stomp a puny Charmander's @$$ btw)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/spamofgod/haha-i-fit-all-of-her-criteria-3cap-6ri Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:54:03 -0400 HAHA I fit all of her criteria ...and I would be a TERRIBLE boyfriend (my Empoleon would stomp a puny Charmander's @$$ btw) spamofgod adult My advice is to never bother with a woman who... http://www.buzzfeed.com/doe966/my-advice-is-to-never-bother-with-a-woman-who-3cap-fmx

My advice is to never bother with a woman who would make a list like this. Anyone who's been with such a woman knows why.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/doe966/my-advice-is-to-never-bother-with-a-woman-who-3cap-fmx Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:24:45 -0400 My advice is to never bother with a woman who would make a list like this. Anyone who's been with such a woman knows why. doe966 adult I think "must use no more than two different... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-must-use-no-more-than-two-different-3cap-s5

I think “must use no more than two different pens/markers to compose a single list” is going on my list.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-think-must-use-no-more-than-two-different-3cap-s5 Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:14:01 -0400 I think "must use no more than two different pens/markers to compose a single list" is going on my list. junior adult Any guys out there writing "Girlfriend Criteria"... http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/any-guys-out-there-writing-girlfriend-criteria-3cap-ajs

Any guys out there writing “Girlfriend Criteria” or are you all chicken shit (like me) to post it? 1-3 on mine are all the same as it turns out.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/any-guys-out-there-writing-girlfriend-criteria-3cap-ajs Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:56:18 -0400 Any guys out there writing "Girlfriend Criteria" or are you all chicken shit (like me) to post it? 1-3 on mine are all the same as it turns out. davefriedel adult Psyduck was always my favorite. Maybe I've got... http://www.buzzfeed.com/miragj/psyduck-was-always-my-favorite-maybe-ive-got-3cap-3zr

Psyduck was always my favorite. Maybe I've got a chance with this chick?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/miragj/psyduck-was-always-my-favorite-maybe-ive-got-3cap-3zr Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:01:24 -0400 Psyduck was always my favorite. Maybe I've got a chance with this chick? miragj adult I picked Charmander first, honest. He was the... http://www.buzzfeed.com/teddyp/i-picked-charmander-first-honest-he-was-the-3cap-a9q

I picked Charmander first, honest. He was the least gay seeming pokemon and thus a closeted 12-year-old's first choice. You wanna take this outside Amanda? Jk Teddy

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/teddyp/i-picked-charmander-first-honest-he-was-the-3cap-a9q Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:18:44 -0400 I picked Charmander first, honest. He was the least gay seeming pokemon and thus a closeted 12-year-old's first choice. You wanna take this outside Amanda? Jk Teddy teddyp adult Amanda Dobbins put it next to her mirror mirror on... http://www.buzzfeed.com/cianode/amanda-dobbins-put-it-next-to-her-mirror-mirror-on-3cap-5tq

Amanda Dobbins put it next to her mirror mirror on the wall, and the front page of course… lame.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/cianode/amanda-dobbins-put-it-next-to-her-mirror-mirror-on-3cap-5tq Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:17:24 -0400 Amanda Dobbins put it next to her mirror mirror on the wall, and the front page of course... lame. cianode adult Everybody knows Squirtle is the shit. http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefxd/everybody-knows-squirtle-is-the-shit-3cap-2zb

Everybody knows Squirtle is the shit.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefxd/everybody-knows-squirtle-is-the-shit-3cap-2zb Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:02:57 -0400 Everybody knows Squirtle is the shit. joefxd adult That sounds like my favorite kind of guy too. http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/that-sounds-like-my-favorite-kind-of-guy-too-3cap-6ll

That sounds like my favorite kind of guy too.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/that-sounds-like-my-favorite-kind-of-guy-too-3cap-6ll Mon, 20 Jul 2009 11:36:02 -0400 That sounds like my favorite kind of guy too. lynneb adult