ARod’s B*tch Tits

Hey guys, ARod has a new nickname, courtesy of the New York Yankees! It is “Bitch Tits,” because of the man breasts he grew from all those steroids. We also learned today that ARod has been juicing since conception, basically, and that he is a bad tipper at Hooters. Probably because there are jealousy issues.

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