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Another Pirate-Killing President Chart
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/another-pirat...You can apparently thank the Barbary Wars for this update.
I feel like Theodore Roosevelt should have SOMETHING. In his lifetime he probably tried out every single profession possible at least once; pirate-killer had to have been among themThanks for the updated graph!
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