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    Alfie Is Not A 13-Year-Old Dad

    So remember the 13-year-old dad?

    Yeah, those DNA test came back, and he is not the father. The (15-year-old) mother's family apparently picked him to make some money off the inevitable media shitshow that would ensue. Way to go, civilization. I'm so glad you've brought us to this moment.