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Aiko the Fembot

Aiko is the perfect female robot: she responds to your touch, remembers your drink order, and never needs a nap. She is also fluent in English and Japanese and can balance your checkbook. A bunch of feminists will probably get upset about subservience and antiquated gender roles, etc, but honestly, I can do none of these things, so I am fine with having someone in the house who can.

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