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30 Words You Might Not Expect In A NYT Wedding Announcement

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    • robb3 2 years ago

      one result for “porno”
      http://www.weddingcredential.com/result/4268/porno

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    • Captain Xenu! 2 years ago

      That dude that turned up three times must be a penis. He’s on his third marriage… and he probably has a small penis.

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      DAMN IT. Might as well give up now. :(

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      I need to grow up…

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    • Ariel Aberg-Riger   30 Words You Might Not Expect In A...  about 2 years ago ×
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      That’s a lot of people who have already given up.

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      http://www.weddingcredential.com/search/taint [link]

      Searching for “taint”
      10 found (~0.26%)

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      Butter.

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      “Fonz”

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      Wow

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      Interesting.

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      I’m more concerned how the title of this article says ‘A NYT’. It’s AN. *grammar police steps out*

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      I like the Peace Corps one, as I am a Peace Corps baby.

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      http://weddingcredential.com/search/goat [link]

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