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<title>BuzzFeed  - &#x22;13-Year-Old Republican of the Apocalypse&#x22;</title>
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<title>That is a nice kid. He is actually trying to think...</title>
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    <p>That is a nice kid. He is actually trying to think for himself not just following a mindless group think that says just because he is young he has to believe a certain way.

He is thirteen years old. If you do not have enough confidence in your own views to respect this kids curiosity and thoughtfulness you are the looser. 

Some of the people posting here bashing this young man are so mean and cliche in their comments that I doubt they were anywhere near being a cool kid themselves growing up.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 04:01:01 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">That is a nice kid. He is actually trying to think for himself not just following a mindless group think that says just because he is young he has to believe a certain way.

He is thirteen years old. If you do not have enough confidence in your own views to respect this kids curiosity and thoughtfulness you are the looser. 

Some of the people posting here bashing this young man are so mean and cliche in their comments that I doubt they were anywhere near being a cool kid themselves growing up.</media:description>
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<title>All this kid needs is a brown shirt and an arm ban</title>
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    <p>All this kid needs is a brown shirt and an arm band and a blood flag to stand in front of &#8230;.am I right??? AND then we can repeat the mistakes of the past all over again</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 03:54:49 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">All this kid needs is a brown shirt and an arm band and a blood flag to stand in front of ....am I right??? AND then we can repeat the mistakes of the past all over again</media:description>
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<title>His homeschooling explains why he is probably smar</title>
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    <p>His homeschooling explains why he is probably smarter than anyone his age but not why he&#39;s an asshole.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:12:18 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>NYT profile of Krohn.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:34:26 -0400</pubDate>
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<title>FYI: According to Jon Stewart&#x26;#39;s Comedy Ethics </title>
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    <p>FYI: According to Jon Stewart&#39;s Comedy Ethics Bible , only this kid&#39;s classmates and siblings are allowed to make fun of him.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:07:49 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">FYI: According to &#x3C;a href=&#x22;http://blog.indecision2008.com/2009/03/03/the-daily-show-sam-bee-explains-twitter-to-old-man-stewart/&#x22;&#x3E;Jon Stewart&#x26;#39;s Comedy Ethics Bible&#x3C;/a&#x3E;, only this kid&#x26;#39;s classmates and siblings are allowed to make fun of him.</media:description>
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<title>the kid is home schooled. this explains so much.</title>
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    <p>the kid is home schooled. this explains so much.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>This kid does Glenn Beck&#x26;#39;s act almost as well </title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jamesb/this-kid-does-glenn-becks-act-almost-as-well-1fww-7vi"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/2/27/22/13-year-old-republican-of-the-apocalypse-14053-1235790498-11.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>This kid does Glenn Beck&#39;s act almost as well as Glenn Beck.</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">This kid does Glenn Beck&#x26;#39;s act almost as well as Glenn Beck.</media:description>
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<title>Wow this kid is SO gonna get his ass kicked in hig</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/miaj/wow-this-kid-is-so-gonna-get-his-ass-kicked-in-hig-1fww-6u5"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/2/27/22/13-year-old-republican-of-the-apocalypse-14053-1235790498-11.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Wow this kid is SO gonna get his ass kicked in high school. And I can&#39;t wait. His voice alone makes me want to burn him at the stake. Good luck getting laid!</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">Wow this kid is SO gonna get his ass kicked in high school. And I can&#x26;#39;t wait. His voice alone makes me want to burn him at the stake. Good luck getting laid!</media:description>
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<title>&#x22;Truly you have a dizzying intellect...&#x22;
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    <p>&#8220;Truly you have a dizzying intellect&#8230;&#8221;
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<title>Can you imagine the number of dodgeball caused bru</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/can-you-imagine-the-number-of-dodgeball-caused-bru-1fww-tc"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/2/27/22/13-year-old-republican-of-the-apocalypse-14053-1235790498-11.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>Can you imagine the number of dodgeball caused bruises this child receives every day in gym class?

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<title>What was it Dr. Johnson said about the dog?

Ehhh.</title>
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  	<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrc/what-was-it-dr-johnson-said-about-the-dog-ehhh-1fww-6g3"><img src="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/campaign_images/terminal01/2009/2/27/22/13-year-old-republican-of-the-apocalypse-14053-1235790498-11.jpg" width="125" height="83" alt="" /></a>
    <p>What was it Dr. Johnson said about the dog?

Ehhh&#8230; it&#39;s probably irrelevant.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>This is totally like the end of WWII when the Germ</title>
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    <p>This is totally like the end of WWII when the Germans ran out of soldiers and started sending children to the front.</p>

  	
	
	








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<title>The O&#x26;#39;Reilly kid was great. The 13 yr. old rep</title>
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    <p>The O&#39;Reilly kid was great. The 13 yr. old repug was repugnant and scary. If I was his parents I&#39;d be very afraid and embarrassed.</p>

  	
	
	








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    <p>Asked for comment, a spokesperson for Kermit the Frog insisted that his quote was taken out of context.</p>

  	
	
	








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    <p>Here&#39;s Johnny !!!!
To put it in the vernacular, based on his very illuminating criteria

Conservative Report Card;
Respect for the Constitution = F
Respect for Life = F
Less Government = F
Personal Responsibility = F

That&#39;s it kid you graduate with honors from Republican PS 103 (that&#39;s PRIVATE school Biff, get real !!!) with a major in Newspeak&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; your future awaits you; 

You can either be a regular on SNL 
or if you were serious with that crap (and if your testes ever drop) you seem to be the heir apparent for Rush or Billy O&#8230;. 

(((Think he wanks to pictures of Ronald Reagan?)))</p>

  	
	
	








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  <media:description type="html">Here&#x26;#39;s Johnny !!!!
To put it in the vernacular, based on his very illuminating criteria

Conservative Report Card;
Respect for the Constitution = F
Respect for Life = F
Less Government = F
Personal Responsibility = F

That&#x26;#39;s it kid you graduate with honors from Republican PS 103 (that&#x26;#39;s PRIVATE school Biff, get real !!!) with a major in Newspeak............... your future awaits you; 

You can either be a regular on SNL 
or if you were serious with that crap (and if your testes ever drop) you seem to be the heir apparent for Rush or Billy O.... 

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<title>FAS baby.</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/ottoman/fas-baby-1fww-kh</link>
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    <p>FAS baby.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:55:12 -0500</pubDate>
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    <p>more accomplished, intelligent, level headed&#8230; (tell me when to stop)</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:36:38 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">more accomplished, intelligent, level headed... (tell me when to stop)</media:description>
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<title>Coincidence??</title>
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    <p>Coincidence??</p>

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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:27:34 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>That kid&#x26;#39;s never gonna get l</title>
<link>http://www.buzzfeed.com/crownroyal/that-kids-never-gonna-get-l-1fww-2cu</link>
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    <p>That kid&#39;s never gonna get laid.</p>

  	
	
	








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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 02:07:03 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">That kid&#x26;#39;s never gonna get laid.</media:description>
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<title>poor kid is already pumped full of the rhetoric. </title>
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    <p>poor kid is already pumped full of the rhetoric.</p>

  	
	
	








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