Another vote for this guy, duh.

1. Mark Ronson

   

   (Record producer guy, Amy Winehouse's BFF, etc). He's what we call Cool Guy hot.

2. Chris Pine

   

   Of Star Trek fame. Classic Square-jawed Hot.

3. Xabi Alonso

   

   Midfielder for Real Madrid and the Spanish soccer team (He's the one that got kung-fued in the chest). He's working both the Classic-Leaning-Towards-Pretty Hot and the Athlete Hot.

4. Andrew Garfield

   

   Future Spiderman. So adorable. Dreamy Guy-In-A-Sweater Hot.

5. Jon Hamm

   

   Don Draper Hot.

6. Ryan Gosling

   

   Hey Girl Hot. (Also: never underestimate The Notebook.)

7. Fernando Torres

   

   Striker for Liverpool and the Spanish team. He has both the Boyish Charm Cute and uh, Athlete Hot (as seen above).

8. Christian Bale

   

   Classic-With-A-Side-Of-Crazy Hot.

9. Prince Harry

   

   Royal Hot.

10. Johnny Depp

    

    Maybe the Prettiest Guy? Just very, very pretty.

11. Tom Brady

    

    Ken Doll Hot and QB1 hot.

12. Tom Hardy

    

    Best known as Eames from Inception, which gives him Charming Hot. Also Bad Boy Hot as demonstrated above (and in Wuthering Heights, watch it.)

13. Zac Efron

    

    Maybe the Second Prettiest.

14. Prince William

    

    Royal Hot, even with the balding.

15. James Franco

    

    Very Pretty, with a side of Guy-In-A-Sweater Hot.

16. Brad Pitt

    

    Classic Hot, but also Impressive Aging Hot.

17. Josh Charles

    

    If you watch The Good Wife, you'll see the Can't-Pin-Him-Down Hot. Otherwise just Classic.

18. Daniel Craig

    

    Bond Hot.

19. Zachary Quinto

    

    Also from Star Trek--a predictable Glasses Hot.

20. Armie Hammer

    

    6'5 220 And There's Two Of Him Hot. WINKLEVI!

21. Thomas Mars

    

    French Rock Star Hot.

22. Taylor Kitsch

    

    Also known as Tim Riggins. He is of course the original example of Tim Riggins Hot. It's its own category.

23. Joshua Jackson

    

    Pacey is the cute boy you had a crush on in high school who actually grew up to be hotter than he was at 16, which almost NEVER happens. So: Impressive Aging Hot?

24. Colin Firth

    

    Mr. Darcy Hot.

25. Seth Meyers

    

    Geeky Hot, I think? But with a little swagger.

26. Jake Gyllenhaal

    

    Sensitive Hot, I think.

27. David Beckham

    

    The original Athlete Hot.

28. John Krasinski

    

    Guy-In-A-Sweater Hot. (Warning: Never watch Brief Interview With Hideous Men if you want to keep this opinion.)

29. Iker Casillas

    

    The goalie and Captain of the Spanish soccer team (he's the one who made out with his girlfriend). Athlete Hot + Sensitive Hot

30. Jason Bateman

    

    Charming Hot. Just sooooo charming.

31. George Clooney

    

    George Clooney Hot.

32. Adam Brody

    

    This is the man who taught us that Guy-In-A-Sweater was its own type of hot.

33. Ryan Reynolds

    

    Classic Hot but also an X-Factor that I can't put my finger on. Maybe charming?

34. Joel McHale

    

    Charming Hot with a side of Skinny Suit Hot.

35. John Cusack

    

    Lloyd Dobler Hot.

36. Clive Owen

    

    Rugged Hot.

37. Ethan Hawke

    

    Winter Of Our Discontent Hot.

38. Liev Schreiber

    

    Manliest Of Men Hot.

39. Carlos Bocanegra

    

    aka Captain America. Athlete Hot.

40. James McAvoy

    

    Sensitive Hot. (I would elaborate but Jack still hasn't read Atonement.)

41. Joaquin Phoenix

    

    (Not including the stunt years, obv.) Crazy-In-A-Good-Way Hot.

42. Matthew Fox

    

    Party Of Five Hot.

43. Neil Patrick Harris

    

    Totally Charming Hot.

44. Paul Rudd

    

    Husband Hot.

Look at those motor skills!

Edison Peña, one of the 33 formerly-trapped Chilean miners, was on Letterman last night.

Sofia went on Ellen yesterday, and the two of them teamed up to prey on random WB employees with Sofia's unintelligible accent (and two other assets.)

Since Kathie Lee and Hoda clearly needed more booze.

The Best Links:

1. ONTD via Goldenfiddle

Here is a very angsty preview clip from the first part of the last Harry Potter movie (the one with all hanging out in the woods).

Tina Fey's décolletage + Sarah Palin's voice = extreme sexual confusion.

BOOM!

The Best Links:

1. via Bite.ca
2. The Inception Button - Featured on BuzzFeed

Attention, everyone: this trailer contains hot girls, dragons, swords, robots, guns, and a quest of some kind.

The tricky thing about this mashup is that both songs will be simultaneously stuck in your head, but you, unlike a mashup, can only sing one at a time.

This video editor feels that “Don Draper uses the word “what” as Van Gogh used color or Beethoven used sound.”

With a terrified Ryan Reynolds as the literal A.

1. February 2007

   

   (Over the troop increase in the Iraq War.)

2. 2. May 2007

   (Also over the Iraq War.)

3. 3. September 2008

   (He sort of chokes up at the end, around 5:00. This is a MAYBE cry, via TNR.)

4. 4. June 4, 2009

   (At the unveiling of a Ronald Reagan Statue, of course.)

5. 5. May 5, 2010

   Who even knows why.

6. 6. November 2, 2010

   (Upon being elected Speaker Of The House)

[Gospel Choir: It! Can! Fly!]

Jimmy Fallon's Psychic Puppies are back to determine Carl Paladino's fate.

The Best Links:

1. If Puppies Could Vote: Nevada Senate Race

New in the sense that it is new to her, meaning she is still alive and recording songs!

Things are so great in America that President Barry is doing call-ins with the American Idol guy.