What is wrong with this b-tch?

Anyone with a vagina knows you shouldn’t vote for Romney/Ryan. The fuck, Dash?

Agreed.  PS: Dave, I recently discovered that you write all of my favorite BF posts. I giggled and rocked out to your Tumblr into the wee hours last night. You’re hilarious. Thanks for making mornings (fuck mornings) a little easier. Cheers!

Shit. :(