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Listen up.
So most people's Valentine's Day looks something like this.
Or maybe this.
All of your friends on Facebook won't shut up about their significant other.
And they are so excited about the surprise their gf/bf had for them.
But then there's you.
In a relationship with your pet.
And food.
You consider celebrating Valentine's Day but then are just like why.
So if this happens to you next year...
Listen up because we have a plan for you.
Step 1: make heart shaped cookies.
Step 2: decorate the shit out of those cookies.
And voila! Crude conversation heart cookies.
Be sure to shorten words and add letters to make them like real conversation hearts.
The more inappropriate the better.
And enjoy!
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