18 Things You Will See On Every Episode Of “Come Dine With Me”

Imagine Dave Lamb reading the captions aloud for the full impact.

1. A guest casting a disparaging eye over the menu.

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2. A flustered trip to the shops.

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3. A last-minute allergy consultation.

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4. The host/ a guest getting pissed.

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5. Strong personalities emerging.

6. An animal getting involved.

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7. The stress overwhelming some contestants.

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8. Creative presentation.

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9. An avante-guarde course.

10. Armchair critics.

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11. Decor being questioned.

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12. A slightly odd hobby.

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You can also substitute ‘hobby’ for: ‘dubious theme night’, ‘ropey entertainment’.

13. Tensions rising.

14. Taxi justice.

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15. Some cheffy moves.

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16. A clear winner emerging.

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17. Narrator Dave Lamb getting to the heart of things.

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18. And the winner claiming their rightful prize.

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