@JoannePistonFan Okay, I'm obsessed with your dog. When I saw your bio said Corgi owner, I obviously had to creep through your photos, haha.
2. But due to various reasons (renting, work, money), you can’t own a dog.
4. You’re upfront about your obsession.
5. This is you.
6. And this.
8. You have a short list of names you will eventually call your dog.
Like Avon Barksdale!
9. And you know the personality traits of every major breed.
11. And of course, @YourLocalDog.
13. And you creepshot dogs you like.
14. And sometimes, you pretend you have a dog when talking to other dog owners.
“My dog..well, my parents’ dog…”