15 Signs Your Supermarket Hates You

“Two for one on morons.” —Your Supermarket

1. As soon as you step in, it taunts you.

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2. It insults you as you walk the aisles.

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3. It pre-empts your purchases with snarky asides.

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4. It charges per egg, daring you to challenge it.

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5. It tells you that you don’t know what a donut is.

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6. It passively suggests new activities for you.

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7. It makes a mockery of your obsession with hygiene.

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8. And even when you buy basics it mocks you.

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9. It subtly challenges your mental arithmetic.

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10. It suggests recipes you won’t try.

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11. It trolls you in the bulletin board.

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12. It collaborates with thieves.

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13. It makes thinly veiled death threats.

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14. It can barely conceal its loathing.

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15. And it will never let you leave.

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Ailbhe Malone is the UK lifestyle editor for BuzzFeed and is based in London.
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