24 Reasons You Should Stay In On Saturday Night

Staying in is the new going out.

1. It’s been the longest week.

2. Your friends have made plans for Saturday night. Ergh. Plans.

4. Or, more accurately.

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7. But your friends know you better than that.

9. So they head out, and you settle in.

10. First up, the sofa. Snuggle down.

11. It’s going to need a blanket, obviously.

12. And none of this sitting business.

15. Hand-to-mouth velocity is key.

16. But everything else is up to you.

17. And booze too, if you’d like.

18. As for plans? Netflix. Or whatever.

19. Drunken dancing? You’ve got it!

20. Dog selfies? Time well spent.

21. Or just reading a new book.

22. Just don’t try and do any life admin.

24. And the best bit? Getting to bed has never been easier.

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