1. This lover, whose problems come from a galaxy, far far away.
Here’s some advice: counter with a Wookiee costume.
2. This mother, who’s in a hairy situation.
If the idea of Carroll’s sweaty post-match locks do it for you, then there’s nowhere else to go from there.
3. This teen, who is on the wrong end of science.
We bet he’s also explained that his nether regions will turn blue if not adequately tended to.
4. This young man whose heart has been broken.
Time to move onto Second Life, mate.
5. This sibling who may have made a huge mistake.
Short answer: No, you should not be worried.
6. This girlfriend who is tired of the same old songs.
If we had bought the Ting Tings’ follow-up, we’d have been ranting too…
7. This girlfriend who’s being left on the side of the road.
Sounds like he’s the one that should be embarrassed. Two legs good, four wheels better?
8. This young lady, who is thinking through her options.
There’s such a thing as being too close to your family.
9. This girl, who’s having trouble keeping things fresh.
Sounds like this relationship might be past its expiry date too.