Except Quinoa doesn't exist - she's the creation of Australian blogger Tiffany Beveridge.
"The only thing that ever made me pine for another child was little girl clothes", Beveridge explains.
However when faced with stylized portraits of toddlers, the idea for a parody began to form.
As for her imaginary daughter's name?
"It struck me as funny that a grain had become trendy. Like, so trendy somebody was probably going to name their kid Quinoa", she explains.
She continued, "and then I realized that person would be me."
