1. When people only laugh at your jokes out of fear.
2. When your nemesis's wand is made of the same stuff as YOUR wand.
3. People not knowing what to call you.
4. Everyone being surprised every time you come back.
5. When people keep trying to kill your nemesis for you, like it's a favour, but it's really not.
6. There only being one really good killing curse.
7. Having quite a poor sense of smell.
8. When Bellatrix wants to pillage, and you just want to stay in and plot.
9. When your nemesis can't even grow a beard yet.
10. When you have to explain, again, that your soul is split into seven parts.
11. When Draco came in for an awkward hug.
12. When Nagini just won't shut up.
13. That time you had to live in Quirrell's turban.
14. How hard it is to find decent lackeys.
15. Forgetting where you stored your horcrux. Again.
Nagini was not the snake Harry released from the zoo. An earlier version of this article said that Nagini kept hissing about her time in the zoo. Apologies to the boa constrictor on his way to Brazil.