29 Times Tumblr Had Serious Questions About Pokémon

    Mewtwo thick as hell, though.

    1. On Pikachu's secret hobby:

    2. On the secret power of closed eyes in the Pokémon universe:

    3. On the horror of being an Ice-type Pokémon:

    4. On the confusing genetics of the Joy clan:

    5. When they realized there is no good answer to this question:

    6. On Mewtwo's body-type:

    7. On the resumé you could build playing Pokémon Snap:

    8. On "water cannons":

    9. When a secret cross-over happened and only Tumblr noticed:

    10. On socially-constructed categories:

    11. On whatever PP stands for:

    12. When they realized Pokémon is nearly twenty years old:

    13. On the truest Pokémon master of the cartoon:

    14. When Team Rocket's Pokémon strategy was TERRIBLE:

    15. When Bulbasaur was a damn salad:

    16. When the Pokédex sizes didn't make any damn sense:

    17. When Groudon was definitely screwed:

    18. When Pokémon might have time-travelled:

    19. When they solved the mystery of Alakazam's spoons:

    20. When they realized construction in Lumiose City was a LIE:

    21. On how elusive Mew supposedly is:

    22. On the terror of fusing with Golbat:

    23. When cover art was ~deeper~ than you realized:

    24. On the worst dinner ever:

    25. On the eternal beauty of Pokémon's game design:

    26. The moment when they decided they were gonna watch to the very end:

    27. When Chandelure existed in the real world:

    28. On natural selection:

    29. On whatever the hell is happening here:

    H/t: /r/Pokemon.