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That time they lamented how lost ignorance can never be regained:
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That time every waking moment of reality was agony:
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That time they attempted to undo systematic programming:
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That time they couldn't even bother to hide the commodification of their labor:
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This time they explained the electoral system:
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That time they used pop culture to explain the value of currency:
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That time they explained the key differences between capitalism and communism:
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That time they showed us that perfect capitalist meal:
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That time the proletariat were unaware of oppression:
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That time everything was a transaction. Everything:
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That time we were nothing at all:
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That time Neopets was the perfect case study of a late capitalist hellscape:
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That time they had a fever dream where acquiring a job was only so easy, without considering the horrible costs it takes on your soul:
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That time the job was supposed to be "fun," but it was all a capitalist trick:
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That time they perfectly summed up the value of money:
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That time they showed you how loitering could only be a crime in capitalism:
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That time they explained the horrible truth behind BOGO:
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That time the tables were turned:
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That time they showed us how ~cool~ capitalism is:
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That time things got so bad a company could post this without irony:
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That time they accepted cold, hard compromises to live an easier life:
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That time they explained the truest capitalist dream:
