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Can You Please Help Me Get These Ghosts Out Of My House?

I'm currently writing this from my basement. I'll get right down to it: I think I have a ghost problem in my house. Will you please help me get rid of them so I can once again be at peace?

OK. Well, a little background: the ghosts came to my door a week ago. I let them in.

I immediately regretted it. Those ghosts would not leave. They threw a party. That's when I started camping out down here in the basement. I've been down here ever since.

I haven't been upstairs except to use the bathroom. Every night as I'm falling asleep, the ghosts blast "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy.

But I don't hear them at all during the day until around 2PM. Sometimes I think they've left the house, but then the afternoon rolls around and they’re all awake.

I hear them this very moment. I hear the sound of their skateboards tearing up my immaculate hardwood floors. I hear their voices cracking as they tell CRUDE jokes.

You know what? This is the last straw. I'm going to get rid of those ghosts right now! Do you have any suggestions?

Maybe if I set some kind of trap for them? I noticed the ghosts really like Totino's Pizza Rolls. They've eaten most of mine already.

OK. I did it. I managed to microwave all the pizza rolls I had left before any ghosts came into the kitchen. But something went wrong!

I was carrying the plate of pizza rolls, and I slipped on one of the ghosts' retainers on the floor! I got so scared that I ran all the way back down here to the basement.

Oh no. The moment I dreaded the most has come. The ghosts are coming down the stairs, and they're asking me for money! They...they want me to buy something. They're saying something about a senior trip, but I can't make it out...Help!...

You barely did anything. Thanks a lot. The least you can do is go to the store and get me some more pizza rolls so these ghosts will leave me alone for a little while.

You didn't help at all.

Thanks a ton! I wouldn't have been able to get my house back from these ghosts without you! And while we're on the subject, I'm starting to wonder if they're even ghosts...

You helped me get the ghosts out!

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Can You Please Help Me Get These Ghosts Out Of My House?

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