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    Lust For Life

    Oh I wish I had a turtlefriend, I wish I had a loving turtle in my life, I wish I had a father, and maybe then I woulda turned out right, but now I'm just crazy, and stuck in this egg, yeah I'm just crazy, I'm F*cked in the turtle head, and maybe if I tried with all of my turtle heart, I could make a tortoise start in love with you...