1. The mating call
Got to make a call to all those babiez. If this doesn’t work, sext her.
2. Tell your girl how you feelz
Put your hand over your heart to let her know what body part is directing your actionz.
3. Cry a little
You got to let a baby know you’re sensitive!
4. Reiterate that your heart is driving your emotionz
5. Tell her you’ll crucify yourself with her love
You’ve got to let her know you’ll go that extra step.
6. Now smile!
This should get you mad babiez.
7. YOU’RE IN!!!
8. Now thrust…
Promise you it’ll be cool….
9. The climaxxxx
This makez all your hard work worth it!
10. Cry some more
That’s just what real guyz do after this kind of thing. Right?
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