Everyone knows women are too busy baking cookies and making sandwiches to go vote!

Why?

“Gay guys are the horniest people in the world … they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.” It’s ok, guys, “Gay Guys” is just her nickname for her vagina.

Why’s that guy toting a blowup doll around? Is this some avant-garde piece? I just don’t get modern art.

So I guess #11 is an Obama supporter. Since, y’know, Romney got super rich from sending industry to China and all. No excuse to be racist, though, truck, shame on you.

Hey. Hey everyone. Can you please stop being hateful to everyone else? The great thing about America is that a person can express their own opinion and choose who they want to represent them. I don’t think people should be ugly to each other just because they have different political views; you’re not going to change anyone’s mind by being hateful, just politely disagree and move on (this applies to protestors and Internet Tough Guys). I probably would not make a very good politician :(

The quote is: “They (Arab and Pakistani Americans) have been reminded that the history of immigration in this country has a dark underbelly; they need specific assurances that their citizenship really means something, that America has learned the right lessons from the Japanese internments during World War II, and that I will stand with them should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.”
So Obama is not saying that is a definite (although it would be fine if it was), he is saying that’s what these immigrant AMERICANS expect of him if political opinion unreasonably sours against their ethnicity or religion. He obviously need to make this clear because, following 9/11, there was significant backlash against people of middle-eastern descent. What he is doing is ensuring that the American citizens he serves, ALL of them, get the treatment and representation they deserve.

Oh, fuck youuuuuuuu for reminding me of Zeke the Plumber. I thought I’d repressed that.

“I’m not homophobic, but gay’s creep me out.” Isn’t that the definition of homophobia?

That scrapbooking cruise must be what hell is like.