Response to 95 X-Men Members Ranked From Worst To Best:
Some pretty obvious choices here. Also, you use the word “contrived” so much I have no idea what you mean by it? I think it’s just your word for ‘i don’t like this’.
Response to You Will Never Look At Mario The Same Way Again:
I’m going to say that the cover pic is not him falling in OR jumping out of the lava. His shoes are different than pictured in the actual game, and he’s positioned partially in the lava, partially in the wall - a position he never would actually occupy. The cover image is a composite and not any kind of screen shot from the actual game. YOU’RE WELCOME.