In "Twidiots", there are collected the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
How are royal babies made, you ask? Well, when a man loves a woman very, very much, and that man and that woman are both part of a secret elite order of untouchable global power, a baby just (poof) appears on their doorstep. At least, that's what our friends on Twitter would have you believe. The guys from Gizmorati caught my attention, so check this out these funny tweets:
Royal baby born + thunder + lightening = Illuminati
— Sub-Saharan (@5HEIKH_) July 23, 2013
Royal baby, full moon, hottest day of the year #Illuminati 🔺🔺🔺
— Dax (@Dax_bw) July 22, 2013
The day the royal baby is born there is a massive thunderstorm after so many weeks of sun... Illuminati
— Matthew (@matthewroper) July 23, 2013
Royal baby bought thunder n lightning with it, that's illuminati 3 mason right there!
— ✌Haroon Shafi✌ (@haroonshafi87) July 23, 2013
The royal baby=illuminati
— NefRM7 (@BrodieNeffy) July 23, 2013
Anyone else think it's ironic that we've had weeks of sun and then the #royalbaby is born and we get this weather? #Illuminati
— Gareth (@GarethARobinson) July 23, 2013
The baby's a fake, Will & Kate are controlled by the illuminati.
— Fun Bobby (@PaddyWeston) July 23, 2013
But who actually saw the baby come out of Kate's vagina though? Probably just an illuminati baby so they have a place in the royal family
— . (@iussef_m) July 23, 2013
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