There’s countless, and the ones I’ve tried are all great. The fruit ones actually taste somewhat like fruit, and the other flavors (like red bean) are just sweet enough.
Yeah, we deep-fried our Oreos, our candy, and our bacon. And we’d gladly do it again! BWAHAHAHA—!
Response to 32 Shots That Taste Like Other Delicious Foods:
#16 The Kool-Aid shot can only go badly… *several shots in, sees a wall*
“Hey, guys! Check this out! OH, YEAH!”
*runs into wall, smashes face and crumples*
*proceeds to vomit from the pain, passes out in puddle of blood/dinner/alcohol*
Response to What’s Your Favorite Live Version Of A Song?:
Right? If they wanted to translate it, they should have used someone that looks like Francis from the older SNL sketches.
Response to What Bagel Are You?:
Totally said the same thing. Then I backhanded my computer. I’m aware that doesn’t help the lox-less situation, but I do feel mildly better.
Response to Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Adults To Label Male And Female Reproductive Systems:
#6 Oh my GOD, freaking Roberto! Love it.
Response to Which Disney Couple Is Your Ideal Relationship?:
Tiana and Naveen for the win.
Response to How Gay Are You?:
The actual quiz is more gender-neutral, whereas yours is obviously for men only.
Not to mention that the representations in your quiz are not only narrow, but passe. I shouldn’t have even evaluated it so much, but these stereotypes are worn and often feel forced.
Response to 12 Disney Movies Ranked By Sexiness:
I actually don’t think The Road to El Dorado is Disney. Good film, though.
So that would make them…?
As long as he doesn’t go and adopt Mulan - am I right?
…I’ll show myself out.
Wait, wait, wait….
HOLD THE PHONE. Border’s is still around?!
Response to 16 Awesome Stadium Foods:
A lot of it sounds okay, but I just can’t really eat like that anymore. Probably eat 6, 10 (if I didn’t eat at all that day), and 12.
Response to Someone Made A White House Petition Asking The Administration To Make It Illegal For Ben Affleck To Play Batman:
Seriously? I don’t like the idea of Ben Affleck being Batman, but that’s just being a drama queen. We didn’t like the idea of Ledger being the Joker either, and look how that turned out. Maybe Ben’ll surprise us all.
Response to The 10 Best Country Covers Of Pop Songs:
NO, NO, NO.
Dixie Chicks’ version of “Landslide” is TERRIBLE.
#18 - Totally lost it at the bush baby. Which could be bad for my neighbors, since it’s 3:45 in the morning.
Response to 28 Fruit Desserts Easier Than Pie:
Well, I know what kind of stuff’ll go on my next shopping list…
Seriously. As a Southerner, these types of desserts are my kryptonite.
Response to 17 Cooking Projects Ain’t Nobody Got Time For:
Whatever - I’m totally digging #5 and #17.
Want to punch the cream cheese waffle sushi into orbit, though.
Response to 10 Weird And Wonderful Ice Cream Flavors:
This makes me happy - now I have some new recipes to try out.
For the mango one, I do a chili caramel, and I ripple it throughout the ice cream. Either way, I just love chili mango.
I actually did say “I love you” at the end of a non-personal voice mail once (I was requesting info for a camp.)
Man… I hope #19 isn’t for real. That guy is kind of cute.
Response to 37 Adorable And Unexpected Easter Egg DIYs:
So #22 is a cascarone, but 100x more fabulous. Which brings up an idea: What if you got some ostrich eggs, dyed/decorated them, and filled them with glitter? Then go CRAZY.
Better yet, you could fill them with anything. Take 24 and 26 to a whole new level. Get some Godiva chocolates or bake a rich chocolate cake in one.
And deck out your ostrich eggs with some of the higher-fashion DIYs. HOLY CRAP, SO MANY IDEAS FOR NEXT YEAR. @__@
And I now need to find my stash of Pokemon cards. I have HUNDREDS, all in plastic in a little case.
Now if I can just make it back to my parents’ house and convince them to help me find them… going to be so disappointed if they’re gone.
Response to 40 Names Of Bands Before They Were Famous:
Dammit… I can’t look or listen to Van Halen without thinking of Zazz Blammymatazz.
Metalocalypse, I love you, but you have completely ruined that kind of rock for me.
Response to 139 Young Boxers Before And After Fights:
*going through pics*
*stumbles on #16, sees the only difference is a strand of hair* So I want that guy to have my back in a bar fight… he clearly won without a problem.
It’s only frustrating because there’s “right” and “wrong” answers. In my opinion, your choices and reasons suck.
This is the second choice page I’ve been to, and both have “right” and “wrong” answers. Can you not disable that or something?
You know, I didn’t think it was that funny until I read your comment. Now that I think about it… I’m laughing too.
And unfortunately, it IS a pain in the ass when dealing with the constant rumors and interrogations (especially if the questioning party is crushing on your friend.)
However, I wouldn’t trade my friend for anything - not to get people to shut up or to ease the jealousy of lust-struck wenches.
Movie Moments From Your Childhood…
Shakespeare in Love, Romeo + Juliet, Armageddon… Hm.
I think I might have been raised in a strict house, but I would never have considered these for kids.
Response to 26 Moments Of Triumph From Your Childhood:
That’s what I was thinking! The only way it could put you in a good mood is if you completely block out the lyrics. Although I know a LOT of people who do that, so…
Response to 10 Trips You NEED To Take In Your Twenties:
Burning Man is doable (I personally plan to attend next year), since it’s only a week. But most of the other items involve taking off a good chunk of time from work. The biggest issue with this list (for me) is not money, but simple responsibility.
If I had a salary or paid vacation, whatever. But it’s hard for me as a cook to just waltz up to the restaurant owner and say, “Oh, hey! I’m just gonna take off a few weeks, maybe a month to go EXPLORING!!” Not saying it’s absolutely impossible, but if you’re working somewhere that requires many hands on deck, you should consider what’s more important - some “fun” time or your obligation to your workplace. Don’t overdo the vacations and push your luck.
Response to Ronald Reagan’s 31 Most YOLO Moments:
I believe you mean “Carpe Diem”. At least that phrase has a sense of class.
Response to 11 Freaky Photoshopped Tongue/Lips Ads:
#5 The pink in the Diet Dr. Pepper ad implies that she just consumed something that tastes good in an unhealthy way (like a doughnut.)
Basically, Diet Dr. Pepper is so delicious that it can’t be diet.
It’s easier to understand if you’ve seen the other commercials/billboards that are like that.
Not every Sonic does the skate thing. But many are starting to pick it back up.
Also, I seriously miss the Wholly Guacamole dog. That was my favorite thing ever.
Actually, yeah. Throughout my middle school and high school years, we were basically taught to pass the TAKS (Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills) without any real explanation of what we were really learning. There was no passion, no real teaching… just scans and packets.
Needless to say, over half of our students bombed the test.
Then we got a teacher who started really teaching us. he was just supposed to teach Social Studies courses, but he also helped kids with math, English, science, and more. As he taught the students and interacted with staff members, some of the other teachers (the older ones) started to care again. They started teaching like they were supposed to.
So it’s not impossible to fix the system, and it doesn’t cost extra. It just requires a re-ignition of what teachers had.
Oh, man… when he’s singing with Bernadette Peters in The Jerk… *swoon!*
Response to 16 Of The Most Erotic Acts That Are Non-Sexual:
1 and 4… amazing.
The other rubs/massages feel great, but not in a sexual way. More like sweet relief, since I work in a kitchen 6/7 days a week.
#9? That pic is terrifying.
*If I were