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What Kind Of Cult Should You Join?

You should join an alien worship cult. Chances are we're the social experiment extra terrestrials, and when the world ends you'll be one of the chosen disciples invited back to the mothership!

an Alien Worship Cult

You should join a hippie farm commune. Everyone will be best friends, you'll grow your own food, and there will be gentle sing-alongs every night around the fire. Just don't look in the barn, whatever you do. You won't like what you find...

a Hippie Farm Commune With A Dark Secret

We're all doomed, so why not spend the final days with a likeminded group of Debbie Downers? When the comets rain down and scorch the earth, at least you won't go out of this world alone.

a Doomsday Cult

You're one of the special few chosen by Xenu to ascend to a higher state of mind. You're so lucky! You get to give all your money to Tom Cruise! Never say anything bad about the church or you'll be quietly disappeared.

Scientology

You should join a pop culture cult that might be a joke, but no one really knows for sure. You have lots to choose from: there's the Russian Cult of Gadget Hackwrench, who worships the mouse character from "Rescue Rangers," or Dudeism, based on Dude Lebowski from "The Big Lebowski." Or maybe Matrixism, based on the titular film is more up your alley. Or perhaps Jediism?

a Weird Pop Culture Cult

You should join The Illuminati! You're a star and you're destined for greatness. You'll attend secret meetings in Beyoncé's rec room and make weekly offerings to Blue Ivy. Lucky you.

The Illuminati

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What Kind Of Cult Should You Join?

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