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    Animal Behaviors That Would Be Absurd If Humans Did Them

    Are we really all so different?

    What if we slept all day like cats?

    What if we shot blood from our eyes as a self defense mechanism like horned lizards?

    What if our faces ballooned to an enormous size like a pufferfish every time were were annoyed?

    What if we gave birth to giant litters of babies like dogs?

    What if we went south for six months every winter like birds?

    Instead of diamonds, what if we proposed with pebbles like penguins?

    What if we decapitated and devoured our mates after sex like mantises?

    What if we ate 60 pounds of meat in one sitting like tigers?