The 12 Types Of Drunk People You Encounter At The Bar

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1. The one who parties ‘til dawn and has to be forcibly removed from the bar.

Drink of choice: Mind Eraser shots + vodka Red Bulls. And in the morning, a gallon of coconut water.

2. The DRAMA QUEEN.

Drink of choice: shots, shots, shots.

3. The one who just sort of fades into the background.

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Drink of choice: a beer, but not the one they asked for. Oh well…

4. The one who finds the bar’s iPod and plays something nobody wants to listen to.

Drink of choice: A local craft beer. Something dark. You’ve probably never had it before.

5. The one who’s crossfaded.

Drink of choice: PBR (they spent all their money on weed).

6. The one who can’t stop crying.

Drink of choice: white wine in the nighttime.

7. The one who’s been asleep in the corner booth since, like, 9 PM.

Drink of choice: whatever it was, it was too much, too early.

8. The one who gets really ~deep~ about stuff.

Drink of choice: it was whiskey, because that’s what Charles Bukowski drank. But after a while they stop drinking because it would interfere with making lots of wild hand gestures.

9. The Makeout Bandit™.

Drink of choice: someone else’s saliva, ewwwwww.

10. The one who becomes a parkour daredevil after leaving the bar (also the one most likely to end up in the hospital with a broken tailbone).

Drink of choice: ADRENALINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. The one who’s way too friendly.

Drink of choice: L~O~V~E

12. The one who always makes an Irish Exit around midnight.

Drink of choice: bed.

Illustrations by Adam Ellis

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