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Phrases You’re Tired Of Hearing On Grindr

Only click if you’re masc, fit, DTE, and drama free.

Take your subtle homophobia elsewhere, son.

Renaissance Pictures

That’s gr8 4 u. What does that even mean?

Showtime

Rude.

ABC

Double rude.

NBC

Isn’t everyone?

FOX

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, please.

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Is “networking” code for something sinister? The only thing networking on Grindr are gay fishermen. Because nets. Fishing Nets. OK, nevermind.

ABC

In this day and age, all this means is that you aren’t a sociopath.

Logo

UM NO I LOOK LIKE CHRIS PINE *block*

FOX

Translation: I’m cheating on someone.

CNN

For what? For dick? Probably for dick.

Lifetime

Casual racism is totes cute.

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You couldn’t handle my kinks. *block*

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