Hey, you’re one cool grandma! Age ain’t nuthin’ but a number to you. Your favorite pastime is to shock your grandkids with stories of your wild youth. You might have a medical marijuana prescription even though you don’t really need it. Keep doin’ you, Grammy!
There’s no mistaking it, you’re certainly a grandmother. You’re just livin’ out your golden years, jammin’ on your bingo cards, and always on the hunt for that perfect pair of tan slippers to wear around the house while you hum old songs that no one knows.
You’ve fully embrace the grandma life. You’re all about that grandma lifestyle. You love to tell long rambling stories, only half of which are true, and you’ve always got a few butterscotch hard candies to share.