30 Crow Puns That Will Have You Squawking With Laughter

These puns are for the birds.

1. Where do crows go to get drunk?

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2. What kind of crows always stick together?

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3. What leisurely sport do crows love to play?

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4. What do you call a criminal crow?

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5. What are criminal crows afraid of?

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6. What is a crow’s favorite Netflix original drama series?

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7. What’s a crow’s favorite magazine?

Jen Lewis
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8. Where do crows listen to live music?

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9. How do crows communicate between offices?

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10. Who is a crow’s favorite actor?

Universal Pictures
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11. Who is a crow’s least favorite actress?

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12. What do crows drink to stay awake?

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13. What do older Jewish crow ladies drink to stay awake?

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14. What’s a crow’s favorite vegetable?

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15. What kind of articles do crows write?

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16. What do crows wear on Halloween?

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17. Who brings presents to crows on Christmas?

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18. What do lil’ baby crows call their poop?

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19. What do crows type on?

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20. What do crows walk on through Boston’s scenic Beacon Hill neighborhood?

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21. What did the one crowbro do to his fellow crowbro that caused a female crow to lose interest in him sexually?

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22. What’s it called when crows line up to dance?

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23. What giant grocery store do crows love to shop at?

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24. Who do crows talk to to resolve problems in the workplace?

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25. What body part was very pronounced on the extremely skinny crow model?

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26. Who is a crow’s favorite Asian news reporter?

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27. Who is a crow’s second favorite Asian news reporter?

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28. Who is a crow’s favorite bratty hormonal book character from the ’50s?

from the novel CAWtcher in the Rye.

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29. What’s a crow’s favorite nutty dessert?

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30. What do you call two crows just hanging around?

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