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22 Totally Ludicrous Products For Cat Owners

Only the best for your precious feline.

1. This cat bed shaped like a Croc.

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Because a bed shaped like an UGG isn’t quite tacky enough.

Get it here.

2. The Meowlingual cat translation device.

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This cat is saying, “Get that thing out of my face, human.”

Only available in Japan. Figures.

3. This super-stylish denim dress.

 

There’s nothing wrong with dressing up your cat, but no self-respecting feline would wear head-to-toe denim.

Get it here.

4. Cat strollers, for when you want weird looks from morning joggers.

Get one here.

5. The PurrDetector collar, which lights up when your cat is purring.

PurrDetector / Via engadget.com

Not surprisingly, this collar is no longer available.

6. The Pet Master PDA

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It’s probably intended for dogs, but it’s a great way to keep track of your cat’s habits too:
12 p.m.: napped.
1 p.m.: napped.
2:30 p.m.: stared at a moth on the window.
3 p.m.: napped.

Get it here.

7. This cat whack-a-mole game, because it’s 2013 and fingers under a blanket just won’t cut it anymore.

Get it here.

8. Inflatable evil unicorn horns.

 

The quickest way to make your cat distrust you is to strap a balloon to its face.

Get it here.

9. This automatic laser tower, because holding a laser pen yourself is too damn difficult.

Get it here.

10. Catnip bubbles.

Kookamunga / Via amazon.com

A more creative way to get your cat stoned!

Get it here.

11. OPI nail “pawlish.”

 

No judgments, this is adorable.

12. This absolutely gigantic hamster wheel, except it’s for cats.

Michael Wornham / Via bengalcatforums.com

13. These outdoor circus cages.

 

The day the cat circus rolls into town is the BEST day.

Get one here.

14. This cat toilet-training system, complete with a DVD that probably features lots of pooping cats.

Litter Kwitter / Via litterkwitter.com

Get a set here.

15. A “pet’s-eye view” camera that attaches to your cat’s collar.

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Not only is it functional, it’s stylish. Chunky statement pieces are in this season.

Get it here.

16. Neuticles. Fake testicle implants for neutered pets. Yes, really.

Neuticles / Via ellerg.blogspot.com

Get a pair here, if you must.

17. This luxurious kitty wig.

 

18. Or this one, if your cat’s feeling wild.

 

19. This self-cleaning litter robot that looks like it might eat your cat.

Litter Robot / Via apartmenttherapy.com

Get it here.

20. This $899,000 “Amour de la Mer” collar.

I Love Dogs Diamonds / Via ilovedogsdiamonds.com

Six hundred hand-set diamonds on an ostrich leather collar. Tres chic, y’all.

Get it here.

21. These crocheted severed fingers filled with catnip.

DesertRDesigns / Via etsy.com

Teach your cats to be killers early.

22. And of course, Kitten Mittens.

People actually make them! Snag a pair on Etsy.

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