22 Totally Ludicrous Products For Cat Owners

Only the best for your precious feline.

1. This cat bed shaped like a Croc.

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Because a bed shaped like an UGG isn’t quite tacky enough.

Get it here.

ID: 1703494

2. The Meowlingual cat translation device.

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This cat is saying, “Get that thing out of my face, human.”

Only available in Japan. Figures.

ID: 1703558

3. This super-stylish denim dress.


There’s nothing wrong with dressing up your cat, but no self-respecting feline would wear head-to-toe denim.

Get it here.

ID: 1703614

4. Cat strollers, for when you want weird looks from morning joggers.

Get one here.

ID: 1703671

5. The PurrDetector collar, which lights up when your cat is purring.

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Not surprisingly, this collar is no longer available.

ID: 1703708

6. The Pet Master PDA

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It’s probably intended for dogs, but it’s a great way to keep track of your cat’s habits too:
12 p.m.: napped.
1 p.m.: napped.
2:30 p.m.: stared at a moth on the window.
3 p.m.: napped.

Get it here.

ID: 1703759

7. This cat whack-a-mole game, because it’s 2013 and fingers under a blanket just won’t cut it anymore.

Get it here.

ID: 1703836

8. Inflatable evil unicorn horns.


The quickest way to make your cat distrust you is to strap a balloon to its face.

Get it here.

ID: 1703857

9. This automatic laser tower, because holding a laser pen yourself is too damn difficult.

Get it here.

ID: 1703889

10. Catnip bubbles.

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A more creative way to get your cat stoned!

Get it here.

ID: 1703916

11. OPI nail “pawlish.”


No judgments, this is adorable.

ID: 1704000

12. This absolutely gigantic hamster wheel, except it’s for cats.

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ID: 1704052

13. These outdoor circus cages.


The day the cat circus rolls into town is the BEST day.

Get one here.

ID: 1704074

14. This cat toilet-training system, complete with a DVD that probably features lots of pooping cats.

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Get a set here.

ID: 1704084

15. A “pet’s-eye view” camera that attaches to your cat’s collar.

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Not only is it functional, it’s stylish. Chunky statement pieces are in this season.

Get it here.

ID: 1704469

16. Neuticles. Fake testicle implants for neutered pets. Yes, really.

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Get a pair here, if you must.

ID: 1704620

17. This luxurious kitty wig.

ID: 1704663

18. Or this one, if your cat’s feeling wild.

ID: 1705010

19. This self-cleaning litter robot that looks like it might eat your cat.

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Get it here.

ID: 1705247

20. This $899,000 “Amour de la Mer” collar.

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Six hundred hand-set diamonds on an ostrich leather collar. Tres chic, y’all.

Get it here.

ID: 1705300

21. These crocheted severed fingers filled with catnip.

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Teach your cats to be killers early.

ID: 1704686

22. And of course, Kitten Mittens.

People actually make them! Snag a pair on Etsy.

ID: 1705120

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