Why You Might As Well Just Date Your Computer Already

It’s time to take your relationship to the next level.

1. If this speaks to you…

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2. and this is a very easy decision…

Or a person of the same-sex. No matter your preference, you pick computer.

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3. You might as well make it official.

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4. I mean, you do spend hours at a time together.

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5. And you’ve gone through the traditional courting stages, like meeting up for coffee after work.

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6. And going out to dance at a bar.

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7. Your computer can always make you laugh when you’re having a bad day.

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8. And you have no qualms sharing your deepest emotions with it.

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9. Maybe you’ve been with each other for a long time already.

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10. You fall asleep together every night.

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11. And you wake up next to each other every day.

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12. When it’s cold outside, you cozy up to your computer for warmth.

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13. It accepts all your weird quirks.

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14. And at this point, you practically share the exact same thoughts anyway.

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15. Your computer even accepts you when you’re at your worst.

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16. You get kind of jealous if anyone else takes an interest in your computer.

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17. Especially if they might jeopardize the safety of your precious love.

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18. And if it ever breaks down, you feel distraught.

I need you.

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19. As with any relationship, you might argue with each other every once in a while.

“Do you even hear what I’m saying right now???”

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20. But at the end of the day, you know you can’t live without each other.

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21. Other people might not understand.

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22. But you know that the passion is real.

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23. There’s no shame.

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24. Because your love is beautiful, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise.

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