2. and this is a very easy decision…
Or a person of the same-sex. No matter your preference, you pick computer.
5. And you’ve gone through the traditional courting stages, like meeting up for coffee after work.
7. Your computer can always make you laugh when you’re having a bad day.
8. And you have no qualms sharing your deepest emotions with it.
12. When it’s cold outside, you cozy up to your computer for warmth.
14. And at this point, you practically share the exact same thoughts anyway.
16. You get kind of jealous if anyone else takes an interest in your computer.
17. Especially if they might jeopardize the safety of your precious love.
18. And if it ever breaks down, you feel distraught.
19. As with any relationship, you might argue with each other every once in a while.
“Do you even hear what I’m saying right now???”